Euromania!
Slonim goes to Paris, Italy, Amsterdam, Rhineland, London, and few other European snobbish countries. Viva America! If I don't put up a post between 7/25-8/13 and you notice and publically call me out (ie: put up a comment). I owe you a European Tchotchke.
Parisian Perspective
Posted on July 26, 2012
I made a Parisian friend– yes he was Jewish. Look, you can take the Jewish girl out of New York, but you can’t take the Jewish out of the girl! He was telling me about a romance with a girl from Seattle. According to him, it was “love at first sight, two people meeting from opposite ends of the world.” C’est Romantique!
Whereas I was like, dude, you met at the Birthright Mega-Event. It’s le biggest meat market for the Jewish people in Israel. Sex subsidized by Steinhardt.
There are few phrases less romantic than “Birthright Mega-Event.” Fungal meningitis. Lymphatic drainage. Sweaty lubavitch.
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